Tiny Tim - The Laughing Policeman - Текст песни

*Laughter* 
I know a fat ole policeman, he's always on our street 
A fat old, jolly red-faced man, he really is a treat 
He's too fine for a policeman, he's never known to frown 
And everybody says he is the happiest man in town 

*Laughter* 

He laughs upon his duty, he laughs upon his beat 
He laughs at everybody when he's walking in the street 
He never can stop laughing, he says he'd never tried 
But once he did arrest a man and laughed until he died 


*Laughter* 
Oh, His jolly face had wrinkled, and then he shut his eyes 
He opened his great mouth, it was a wonderous size 
He said “I must arrest you,” I didn't know what for 
And then he starting laughing, until he cracked his jaw 

*Laughter* 

So if you chance to meet him while walking 'round the town 
Just shake him by his ole fat hand and give him have a crowd 
His eyes beam and sparkle, he'll gurgle with delight 
And then you'll start him laughing, with all his blessed might