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Tim Minchin - If You Really Loved Me
DVD: So Live


[Chords]
Gmmaj7   354333
Bb6      x13033
D+       xx0332
Eb7      x68686
F7M      132211
Ammaj7   x02110
Fm6      xx3131
Cmmaj7   x35443


[Verse 1]

              Gm           Gmmaj7
If you really loved me the way you say you do
Gm7                             C7
If you love me half as much as I love you
          Cm7                     Bb6
You would pluck a planet from the sky
      A7                    D+
You'd use a star to dot the "I"
    D      Gm    Gmmaj7
In "I love you", that is what you'd do
      Gm7                             C7
You'd take a dreary day and you would paint it blue
       Cm7                   Bb6
If you loved me unconditionally
A7                                         D+
These are the things that you would do for me

          Gm              Gmmaj7
Because I need you like a fish needs the sea
       Gm7                       C7
Like a fire needs oxygen, like a flower needs a bee
    Cm7                     Bb6
And if you really cared for me
      A7                    D+
You'd let me video you while you wee
                   Gm                 Gmmaj7
Standing up in the bath - I shouldn't even have to ask
Gm7                               C7
Perhaps you'd even store a little more in a flask
          Cm7                         Bb6
These are just the things that people do
           A              D        Gm
When their love for one another is true, ba da da


[Verse 2]

        Gm            Gmmaj7
We go together like a cracker and Brie
     Gm7                        C7
Like racism and ignorance, like bling and R&B
    Cm7                        Bb6
And if you really want to show you care
      A7                    D+
You'd let me wear your underwear
        D          Gm           Gmmaj7
When we visit your mum's, for a bit of harmless fun
            Gm7                               C7
I just like talking about your childhood with lace between my buns
Cm7                       Bb6
  There's no reason for a big to-do
        A          D        Gm
If your love one another is true, ba da da

        Gm            Gmmaj7
We go together like a bird and a nest
     Gm7                     C7
Like Internet and porn, like guns and the us
    Cm7                       Bb6
And if you love me like you say you do
      A7                    D+
You'd purchase thirty cockatoos
    D             Gm        Gmmaj7
And teach them to fly in formation in the sky
    Gm7                               C7
And shit the words "Tim is God" on my ex-girlfriend's Hyundai


[Interlude]

         Cm7                  Bb6
Sure, it might be easier with doves
    A                         D                 Eb7
But shirking challenges is not what love's all about
D                       Eb7
Love is not all wine and roses
D                            Eb7
Sometimes it's handcuffs and cheese
   C                    F
No one said love is for free
       F7M  
And if you agree with that
              F7
You'd sing me passages from the Koran
        D7                            Gm
Wearing nothing but a Bob the Builder hat
               Gmmaj7
To the tune of Waltzing Matilda
       Gm7                     C7                     Eb  F   E  E7
I just love the combination of Islam, nationalism and builder


[Solo]
*crazy stuff happens*

Am Ammaj7 Am7 D7 Dm7 C B7 E


[Verse 3]

          Am               Ammaj7
Because I need you, like a tick needs a tock
     Am7                          D7
Like bananas need pyjamas, like a nun needs cock
    Dm7                          C
But if you want to put your love for me first
    B                        E
You wouldn't go through childbirth
      E7       Am             Ammaj7
You'd agree to adopt, so that you could stay thin
            Am7                    D7
We'll get a Chinese kid - it could teach us Mandarin!
    Dm7                           C
And communists don't make as much noise
            B              E             Am   G
And they're really good at sharing their toys


[Verse 4]

          Cm              Cmmaj7
Because I dig you like an Aussie digs pies
     Cm7                         F7
Like born-agains dig Jesus, like Jesus dug guys
           Fm7            Eb
And if you love me just a modicum
      D                   G
You'd softly rub my perineum
               G7           Cm     Cmmaj7
And stick your finger up my bum as I'm about to cum
     Cm7                                  F7
I've heard that it's quite acceptable and reasonably fun
             Fm7                      Eb
Not that I'm saying that I'd want you to
        Fm7                           Eb
But hypothetically it's something you might do
       Fm7                   Eb
If you loved me unconditionally
     D             Fm6              C#7M  
Like letting me video you while you wee
                                           C7M  
Assuming there's nothing worth watching on TV