[ Предположительная тональность: Em ] Tim Minchin - 10 foot cock and a few hundred virgins from DVD: So Live! [Chords] Baddb9 x24542 C#dim7 x45353 E/F# 2x2100 E/G 3x2100 E/G# 4x2100 Am7 x02010 D6 xx0202 B/C x34442 or x3444x Ammaj7 x02110 Am7add13 x04010 Emmaj7 021000 Em7 020000 Em6 042000 C7M 032000 Em/Bb 012000 E9 020102 Dbadd#11 x4302x Dadd11 x5403x [Intro] Em So you're gonna live in Paradise, ... with a ten-foot cock and a few hundred virgins. [Verse 1] (4/4) Em B Baddb9 B So you're gonna live in Paradise, Em With a ten-foot cock and a few hundred virgins, B Baddb9 B So you're gonna sacrifice your life C For a ride on a UFO, C#dim7 D E E/F# E/G E/G# And when the Lord comes down with his shimmering chariot of salvation, Am7 D6 G B C B You're gonna be the first to know, ouoh. B/C B And so if... [Bridge 1] (7/8) Em C God was there from the very beginning D He invented men and women, B7 Then He also invented wanking, Em Then He said wanking was sinning. C So if I'm feeling randy D I'm not allowed to hand-shandy, B7 But having sex with my family, [Chorus 1] (6/8) N.C. C that is just fucking great. B Em It's all there in Ezekial 8, E7 Am Just before He opens up His big pearly gate, Ammaj7 Am7 And says that it's a sin Am7add13 Em To take it up the date, Emmaj7 Em7 Even if it's great, Em6 C Even with your cowboy mate. B B/C B B B/C B B E |--------------------------| B |-5--4---------------------| G |-------5--4--2-4-5-4------| D |---------------------5--4-| A |--------------------------| E |--------------------------| [Verse 2] (4/4) Em B Baddb9 B So you're gonna live in Paradise, Em With a ten-foot cock and few hundred virgins, B Baddb9 B So you're gonna sacrifice your life C For a shot at the greener grass, C#dim7 D E E/F# E/G E/G# And when the Lord comes down with his shining rod of judgement, Am7 D6 G B C B He's gonna kick my heathen arse, ouoh. B/C B So if you... [Bridge 2] (7/8) Em C Cover the bodies of your women D Everybody is grinning, B7 Because black is so slimming, Em Though it's not great for swimming. C But it gives you an erection, D With the increased sexual tension, B7 What with the U.V. protection [Chorus 2] (6/8) N.C. C That is second to none. B Em You'll find it all in the Quran E7 Am Just next to the bit that justifies guns, Ammaj7 Am7 And says that it's a sin Am7add13 Em To take it up the bum, Emmaj7 Em7 Even if it's fun, Em6 C Even with permission from your mum. B B/C B B B/C B B E |--------------------------| B |-5--4---------------------| G |-------5--4--2-4-5-4------| D |---------------------5--4-| A |--------------------------| E |--------------------------| [Verse 3] (4/4) Em B So you're gonna live in Paradise Em With a ten-foot cock and a few hundred virgins, B So you're gonna sacrifice your life C For a shot at eternity, C#dim7 D E E/F# E/G E/G# And when the Lord comes down and I haven't done my penance, Am7 D6 G B C B He's gonna disembowel me, ouoh. B/C B You say that... B/Eb B Bm B/Eb If I... [Bridge 3] (7/8) Em C Stumbled on a watch I'd assume it had a watchmaker, D That a muffin presupposes a baker, B7 So you must agree sooner or later, Em That this proves that there's a creator. C So if I put my foot in a stinker, D You'd assume the existence of a sphincter, B7 Thus you don't need to be a great thinker [Chorus 4] (6/8) C To coclude that God's a bum, B Em Which negates the words of Genesis 1 E7 Am Which made Him out to be so much fun, Ammaj7 Am7 Until Adam succumbed Am7add13 Em To temptation, Emmaj7 Em7 And then His only son Em6 Am Got nailed to a gum, Ammaj7 Am7 Or the Middle-Eastern equivalent, Am7add13 Em Which suggests that God's omniscience Emmaj7 Em7 Is nullified by His ambivilance, Em6 Am Unless it turns out that He's impotent, Ammaj7 Am7 And if God can't get a boner, Am7add13 Em I guess that explains the plethora Emmaj7 Em7 Of huge erections in His honour - Em6 C7M Em Em/Bb Am Because we all know a steeple's just a subconscious compensatory manifestation of a huge stiff penis Ammaj7 Am7 Still He tells us that it's heinous Am7add13 Em To stick a penis up your anus, Emmaj7 Em7 Even if you're famous, Em6 C Even if you're good at tennis. B B/C B B B/C B B E |------------------| B |-5-4--------------| G |-----5-4-2-4------| D |-------------0-1--| A |------------------| E |------------------| [Verse 4] (4/4) Em C So you're gonna live in Paradise B7 Em Witha ten-foot cock and a few hundred virgins, C So you're gonna sacrifice your life B7 C For a ride on a UFO, C#dim7 D Dsus4 E E/F# E/G E/G# And when the Lord comes down with his big stiff slippery, rod of judgement, [Outro] (6/8) Am7 D6 Bm7 I'm gonna be the first to go, E7 Am7 He's gonna send me down below, D6 G He's gonna whip me like his hoe, E9 You really think so, Am7 D6 G C Dbadd#11 Dadd11 G I'm gonna be the first to go.
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