Lobotomy, it's gotta be, lobotomy Lobotomy, lobotomy, the best thing you can have You'll never be depressed again you'll never be sad All your pain is cleansed, now let's celebrate I tell you how you're gonna feel you're gonna feel great Lobotomy, lobotomy, you will have such fun The pain starts when you start to think you're so much better dumb So all you freaks now in the world line up against the wall This solution's perfect, for one and all Lobotomy, lobotomy, well it won't hurt will this And even if it does, you won't remember it All you freaks are perverts, perverts through and through So let them disengage your brains, the best thing they can do Lobotomy, lobotomy, for them you are a pest Lobotomy, lobotomy, you know it's for the best When between the temples you feel nice and numb That's when, my little freaks, you can have such fun Lobotomy, it's gotta be, lobotomy, it's gotta be Lobotomy, lobotomy, you know you will feel fine For when your brains don't work no more you join the divine No sense of irritation at what you think is unjust No longer when they lock you up will you in anger thrust Lobotomy, it's gotta be, lobotomy, it's gotta be Lobotomy, it's gotta be, lobotomy, it's gotta be Lobotomy, lobotomy, lobotomy, it's gotta be Lobotomy, it's gotta be, lobotomy, it's gotta be Loboooooooooooooo-tomy Then you'll all be vegetables, you might smell a bit But after your lobotomy you will not know it