They call it KFC, cause its not really chicken Hot cheetos for breakfast make a young student sick And did you ever think someone's tricking you? And the guy in the pulpit is a bigot and alas Some kid walks into my school and opens fire Heard any good jokes lately? Cause we sure do need 'em My punk band's called operation Iraqi freedom So what's it gonna be? Are you real to me? Or are you non-dairy creamer? A new love is burning up for me Cause one in four American girls has an STD And you can buy yourself some implants But you can't buy a soul that never launched With your chest popped out What are you so afraid about? With your chest popped out What are you so afraid about? What are you so afraid of? What are you so afraid of? So what's it gonna be? Are you real to me? Or are you non-dairy creamer? And two gay guys got married That brought the family to its knees How did they blow this to smithereens? Just a couple of queens How did they do it I'll tell you now They brought marriage to an end And I found myself some culprits It's two young gay republicans Young gay republicans Young gay republicans Young gay republicans What's it gonna be? Are you real to me? Or are you non-dairy creamer? So what's it gonna be? Are you real to me? Or are you non-dairy creamer? Mission accomplished Mission accomplished Mission accomplished Mission accomplished