Uh Betty was worried about the lover that she has married And she didn't know what to do He'd been hit by a hammer on the head and he lay dead An' all her worst fears had come true {Chorus} Call the police Call the police Call the police Call the police Johnny was a joker and a very heavy smoker And he never ever broke the law Thin Miss Lizzy was a-kept very busy And sometimes very dizzy, we knew what for {repeat chorus} And take 'em all away Lock 'em up {repeat chorus} {repeat chorus} {repeat chorus} {repeat chorus} Louie was a loner and a big time Al Capone-er Doin' all his dipping from the door He knew a shady dealer who had done a dirty DJ, The sooner he could even the score {repeat chorus} And lock 'em up Help ya have a birthday, say Take 'em all away