[ Предположительная тональность: Em ] Em G C Em Em G C Em Am Em G "You are old, Father William," the young man said C Em "And your hair has become very white Em G And yet you incessantly stand on your head C Em Do you think, at your age, it is right?" D "In my youth," Father William replied to his son C G "I feared it might injure the brain D But now that I'm perfectly sure I have none C D Why, I do it again and again D "I am old I am old I will tell you again I am old" Am Em G "You are old," said the youth, "as I mentioned before C Em And have grown most uncommonly fat Em G Yet you turned a back-somersault in at the door C Em Pray, what is the reason of that?" D "In my youth," said the sage, as he shook his gray locks C G "I kept all my limbs very supple D By the use of this ointment, one shilling a box C D Allow me to sell you a couple? D "I am old I am old It's a statement, in fact I am old" Am Em G "You are old," said the youth, "and your jaws are too weak C Em For anything tougher than suet Em G Yet you finish the goose, with the bones and the beak C Em Pray, how did you manage to do it?" D "In my youth," said his father, "I took to the law C G And argued each case with my wife D And the muscular strength which it gave to my jaw C D Has lasted the rest of my life D "I am old I am old There's not much more to say I am old" Am Em G "You are old," said the youth, "one would hardly suppose C Em That your eye was as steady as ever Em G Yet you balanced an eel on the end of your nose C Em What made you so awfully clever?" D "I have answered three questions, and that is enough" C G Said his father, "don't give yourself airs! D Do you think I can listen all day to such stuff? C D Be off or I'll kick you downstairs D "Downstairs Downstairs Be off or I'll kick you downstairs!" Am Em