Up the driveway, down the walk Oh, Janet's hair is like her mom's Who's got her own, but acts like something's Different from the eyebrows up Seems like only yesterday Our D-I-V-O-R-C-E I love you both and Yuletide is pure H-E-double-L for me And we just go nuts at Christmastime That's when everything falls apart We just go nuts at Christmastime But it's another year before we're together again Hi, this is John of They Might Be Giants As you're driving down the highway at 100 miles an hour with your head wagging out the window, We urge you, please, put down the phone We just go nuts at Christmastime That's when everything falls apart We just go nuts at Christmastime But it's another year before we're together Again
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