You say you've got some very excellent news You say I'm going to die when you tell me And in my way, I will But though your words will kill, I know you'll think that I don't seem to care It's just because my frown is upside down It's upside down, my frown Is upside down I'm happy at your happiness as well Your anger makes me mad Though you can't tell Believe me when I say I'm with you in my private way And though you think I'm trying to blow you off It's only that my frown is upside down It's upside down, my frown Is upside down My frown's upside down You'd probably like to give me a smack But there's something about my face That always keeps you coming back When I'm with you, the landscape goes all weird Black is white, and the rainbow has a beard Are your eyes playing tricks Or should you get your glasses fixed? Well, I don't think your eyesight is to blame The problem is my frown is upside down It's upside down, my frown Is upside down My frown's upside down It's upside down, my frown Is upside down My frown's upside down