D, look at D Half a circle, half a moon, an apple slice There goes D, Captain D My boy D, Commander D, the well-known D D's getting on in years so he moves a little bit slower now D is shy and doesn't get out of the house much anymore And then there's W, here comes W It's double wide, it cannot hide its pride, it's W They call it W, there's that W It thinks it's king, its all-time favorite thing is W "W, you think you're so great" "Well, I am pretty big" "Yeah, you're okay. You're just not as great as you think you are." "How come I never see you around anymore, D?" "I got this big TV set at home now. And I like to watch the sports."
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