At four of two I was staring into space I had to move there were things I had to do I wasn't really doing anything I was standing around And I looked at the clock And the clock said four of two I was late My appointment was at two With a beautiful girl I had met the night before I would tell her I was in love with her But I still hadn't moved And I looked at the clock And it still said four of two When I'm late it makes me feel upset When I'm upset I might do something rash Like stare at the wall and grind my teeth Which is just what I did Though I really had to leave And the clock said four of two At four of two I had a great idea To break the chain of inactivity I put my hands around my neck and started To strangle myself And I looked at the clock And it still said four of two At four of two I successfully expired And my breathing ceased and my heart no longer beat my eyes stayed open lifelessly They continued to stare at the clock on the wall They continued to stare at the clock on the wall And it still said four of two