I've got a theory That it's a demon A dancing demon No, something isn't right there. I've got a theory Some kid is dreaming And we're all stuck inside His wacky Broadway nightmare I've got a theory we should work this out All: It's getting eerie What's this cheery Singing all about? It could be witches Some evil witches, Which is ridiculous 'Cause witches, They were persecuted Wicca good And love the earth And women power, And I'll be over here I've got a theory It could be bunnies [crickets chirp] I've got a-- Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes They got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses And what's with all the carrots? What do they need such good eyesight for anyway? Bunnies, bunnies It must be bunnies maybe midgets? I've got a theory, We should work this fast G&W: Because it clearly Could get serious Before it's passed I've got a theory