One Monday morning sitting at the bar I saw a girl who looked like a movie star I took a sip and gave her a wink Hey honey-pie, can I get you a drink? She looked at me and read her lips A kegga beer and potato chips. Next day we married and we had a ball 200 friends dancing Rock'n'Roll She opened presents looking kinda sad I asked what else would you like to get She looked at me and I read her lips A kegga beer and potato chips. We lived together half a century Next Monday is our anniversary We'll throw a party and we'll have a ball 200 friends dancing Rock'n'Roll We got a house and 11 kids A kegga beer and potato chips.