The Lonely Island - The Old Saloon (Interlude) - Текст песни

No, I'm being serious...
Yo, it's the wild, wild west
You came to the right place my man
Get ready, here we go
(new shit)

Welcome, my friends to the old saloon
Everyone in town is hanging out
If you got a drink well you drink it down
Then we'll all go have sex with whores
(brand new)

I'm Buffalo Bill I just rode into town
On my horse? You betcha on my horse
That's the thing in the old west times
Everybody enjoys a good horse ride

If you cheat at cards you get thrown out
Right out the saloon doors on your butt
Come back in and buy a round of whiskey
Guess what? All is forgiven
(DJ Mmmmrrrr)

Well I'm Billy The Kid and you're Calamity Jane
And you're another guy that's probably an injun
This whiskey is warm (DJ Mrow Mroww) and it smells like piss
Oh no, my 'stache smells like piss

So that's our story and I'm sticking to it
The old wild west is no place for a lady
I'm the bartender but I'm also the mayor
So just put that in your pipe (DJ Whaoawhaoaoa) and smoke it

I'm Tiny Tim and it's almost Christmas
Sure is dusty here, but, y'know, when the snow falls...