[Intro: Andy Samberg & Justin Timberlake] Back in that ass... (yeah) Your mom says hi, jinx! [Bridge: Andy & JT] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no Y-y-yeah, y-y-yeah Y-y-yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah JAM! [Verse 1: Andy Samberg & (Justin Timberlake)] Summertime in the city And everybody's having sex You know, I just got a page from a girl That I met last week at the Payless (ShoeSource) I also have a cutie to call Who loves the way I knock on her boots Well, it's time to mack, let's handle that In 2 to 6 hours, we'll meet back here and regroup So let's shoop! Roll up to the crib with some Bartles and James Hop off the bus with the Alizé Now hold up, playa What you diggity-doin here? I should diggity-ask you the same! (Then she says,) [Bridge: Lady Gaga] Hey, boys, I want you both I hope that you think that's cool(Say wer?) I know most guys won't freak together [Bridge: Andy Samberg & Justin Timberlake] But she forgot about the golden rule Ah-hah-hah [Hook: Andy Samberg & Justin Timberlake] It's okay when it's in a 3-way It's not gay when it's in a 3-way With a honey in the middle there's some leeway The area's grey in a 1-2-3-way [Verse 2: All] Normally, I don't get down with dudes But tonight is a special exception (Great!) See, you're my best friend Through thick and thin Now it's time to make a triple connection (Lights off) [Verse 3: All] Here in the dark (Here in the dark) It's hard to tell (So hard to tell) Where her body ends (La la) And my homie's begins...(Hoo-Wee!) This rule dates back...(The golden rule) To ancient Greece...(Talkin' bout Caesar) We're 2 Jack Trippers and a Chrissy The new Three's Company! [Interlude: Lady Gaga] You guys are still here [Hook] [Verse 4: Andy Samberg] Fellas, get ready To impress a chick Helicopter dick, go! Helicopter dick (Uh!) Helicopter dick (Alright!) To impress a chick Do the helicopter dick! (Wow!) [Outro: All] And all of that was okay, cause it was in a 3-way It's quite clear when you see the instant replay "Baby, two is enough," that's what they'll say But we'll say "hell no!", 1-2-3 way Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (The Golden Rule)