[ Предположительная тональность: C ] Taking My Uzi To The Gym, from the self released I Hate My Friends album. All chords are two string power chords, except for G* and C*, which are single notes. EDIT: I fixed a few parts, including the bridge, chords showed up as Faug and Gaug for some reason. Verse C* G* You and me, we could never be C* G* Because I don't laugh at shit that I don't think is funny C* And you're so eager to please G* C* You get on your knees for any fucking asshole G Who says he's all you need Chorus E F And I'm sorry I have to take this approach E The only thing that'd shut me up now: F your hands around my throat Verse C* You and your friends feel free G* And you're way too cool for me C* And you do drugs now G* And all your problems run so deep C* And we were smoking in the basement G* At your best friend's brother's party C* And you love them because they treat you G* Like you know what the fuck you're talking about Chorus E F And you and me, we could never take this approach E The only thing that'd shut me up now: F Your hands around my throat E Swear I love you F Until the very, very end. E But there's a problem(What's the problem?) F You're in love with your boyfriend. Bridge: F G C This is me officially giving up on you F G I've wasted too much time with stupid lies C For this to ever become true F G C And this is me officially giving up on you F G We've wasted too much time with stupid lies C I'm getting shitfaced in your room. Verse C* I've got dreams where I bleed G* And I choke myself to sleep C* And I hear screams G* It's the secrets that you keep C* And I am learning that your secrets G* C* They really don't mean shit to anyone G* But you and your friends Chorus: E F And you and me, we could never take this approach E The only thing that'd shut me up now: F Your hands around my throat E Swear I love you F Until the very, very end. E But what's the problem, (What's the problem?) F You're in love with your boyfriend Outro: A G C A G And I will get on my elbows until all my fingers go numb A G C A G C And I refuse to take another breath 'till you change who you have become A G C A G And I will lean on my elbows until all my fingers go numb A G C A G C And I refuse to take another breath 'till you change who you have become A G C A G And I will lean on my elbows until all my fingers go numb A G C A G C And I refuse to take another breath 'till you change who you have become