[ Предположительная тональность: Db ] The Ballad of Me and my Brain - please comment and rate! Db Ab And well, I think I've gone mad Bbm F# Isn't that so sad? Db Ab Bbm F# And what a shame you've lost a brain that you never had Db. Ab Oh, mum check the car - It can't have gone far Bbm F# I must have left it on a train or lost in a bar Db Ab It's likely in a Sainsbury's Bbm F# Flirting with the girls and waiting for me Db Ab I jumped on a bus, declared my name Bbm F# And asked if anybody had seen my brain Db Ab Your brain was last seen going for a run Bbm F# And would you sign an autograph for my daughter Laura? Db Ab 'Cause she adores ya, but I think you're shit Bbm F# "I've gotta look for my brain for a bit!" Db Ab I stepped outside, it hurt my eyes Bbm F# "Well what do you expect when you've got no mind!" Db Ab I searched all day it drove me insane Bbm F# "Where would I be if I was my brain?" Db Ab Bbm F# x 8 for instrument break Outro Db Ab The nice nurse told me said she felt my pain Bbm F# But couldn't find a single trace of my brain Db Ab "Oops I did it again" started playing Bbm F# Forget my brain, remember my pain Single beat on Db to finish. Db