Dennis: Ow, people gather round me, it's whom it may concern. I'm not trying to run your life. Melvin: But you're never too old to learn, huh. Dennis: Stop worrying about your neighbors and the fancy things they got. 'Cause if you do you'll find it sure, you're gonna wind up on the spot. Eddie: Don't let the Jones Dennis: Don't let the Jones Melvin: Don't let the Joneses Group: Get you down, oh down. Dennis: One more time. Group: Don't let the Joneses Dennis: Don't let the Jones Group: Don't let the Joneses Group: Get you down, oh down. Woo, woo-oo-oo-oo Paul: Huh, you may not believe it but nine times out of ten it's true. The people you're trying to keep up with... Melvin: Are trying to keep up too. Eddie: Remember that old saying, "All that glitters ain't gold". Take heed, don't ignore it until your money time will hold. Oh Eddie: Don't let the Jones Dennis: Don't let the Jones Melvin: Don't let the Joneses Group: Get you down, oh down. Eddie: Hear me now, now. Group: Don't let the Joneses Dennis: Don't let the Jones Group: Don't let the Joneses Group: Get you down, oh down. Who-har-har-who-who, Who-har-har-do-do-do-do