Well I just had to turn off the radio But not before I heard thirteen songs about love in a row Well I don't know what the next song's gonna be But I know how the words are gonna go They'll be singing "Oh baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby I love you so" So won't everybody sing along cause her comes just another love song I need you like I need a hole in my head I need someone to steal my money and wish I were dead I need someone to always put me down And everywhere I go she wants to hang around CHORUS Do you really even think dreams come true Do you really even think you'll find something wonderful and new Do you really even think someone's waiting for you Do you really even thiink that love is near Do you really even think it's me dear Do you really even think I want to hear-but I still say I won't fall in love today I need a chick who's got expensive taste Who's not afraid of whose money she wastes You expect me to buy you a diamond ring! Well I suspect I'll buy you not a thing! CHORUS Well I could tell you you're the only one I love And how your eyes sparkle like the stars above And that I carry a picture of you in my heart And as long as we live we'll never be apart And that you're the most important person in my life But I can't handle a girlfriend, how am I gonna handle a wife Love-hate love-hate love-hate love-hate love-hate love-hate love-hate love-hate I love, love, love to hate you but I'd hate, hate, hate to love you I could promise all my love to you But that would take me only a second or two And if you're waiting to be my one and only You're gonna find out what it's like to be awfully lonely Your song was alright for awhile-But now your tune's gone out of style You want to cuddle and hug all night But I'm going out with my friends tonight And I don't need someone to act like my mother I already have one-I don't need another CHORUS But she sure looks fine After a bottle of wine And she's out of sight When my mind's not right And I'll promise you anything dear