You've had your fun your money's gone You're only friend is the telephone Oh duchess now you're one of us You stay at home and lights the light They make you smile in the empty night Oh duchess now you're one of us Well she knows Latinos and she knows Mexicans And she sits alone by the telephone But they won't call back again You count the pounds and cut your hair Won't someone send you a millionaire? Oh duchess, now you're one of us