Written by Dennis DeYoung Lead vocals by Dennis DeYoung I remember Christopher such a man so brave and tall he took the baby Jesus in his arms across the waterfall people cried, "he's holy! he's a saint not a man!" all at once it was written in the book of the land Christopher, Mr. Christopher why won't they leave you alone? Christopher, Mr. Christopher why won't they leave you alone? there was Mary Margaret a Christian lady dressed in black she believed St. Christopher helped her find a way back she told him all her secrets and the dreams of her years so when they took that saint away all that's left were her tears Mary cried "they're crazy! the world is changing too fast!" it was then she discovered that her faith couldn't last Christopher, Mr. Christopher why won't they leave you alone? Christopher, Mr. Christopher why won't they leave you alone? Christopher, Mr. Christopher why won't they leave you alone? Christopher, Mr. Christopher why won't they leave you alone?