Ooh, well I got a gal with a record machine when it comes to rockin' she' s a queen We love to dance on Saturday night, all alone I can hold her tight But she' s lives on the 20thfloor uptown, the elevator' s broken down. So I walk 1, 2 flight, 3 flight, 4. 5, 6, 7 flight, 8 flight more Up on the 12thfloor startin' to drag, 15thfloor I' m a-ready to sag Get to the top, I' m too tired to rock Well she calls me up on the telephone says, "Come on over, honey. I' m all alone" I said "Baby, you' re mighty sweet. But I' m in bed with achin' feet" This went on for a couple o' days, but I couldn' t stay away. So I walk 1, 2 flight, 3 flight, 4. 5, 6, 7 flight, 8 flight more Up on the 12thfloor startin' to drag, 15thfloor I' m a-ready to sag Get to the top, I' m too tired to rock "We havin' fun yet?" "Woo!" Well, they sent it to Chicago for repairs Til it gets fixed I' m usin' the stairs I hope they hurry before it' s too late. I want my baby too much to wait. All this a-climbin' is getting' me down. They' ll find my corpse draped over a rail. So I walk 1, 2 flight, 3 flight, 4. 5, 6, 7 flight, 8 flight more Up on the 12thfloor startin' to drag, 15thfloor I' m a-ready to sag Get to the top, I' m too tired to rock "Hey!" "Hah!" "A-la-da-da-da-da-da-dow!" "Crazy" Ooh, I got a gal with a record machine when it comes to rockin' she' s a queen. We love to dance on Saturday night. All alone I can hold her tight. But she lives on the 20thfloor uptown. The elevator' s broken down. So I walk 1, 2 flight, 3 flight, 4. 5, 6, 7 flight, 8 flight more Up on the 12thfloor startin' to drag, 15thfloor I' m a-ready to sag Get to the top, I' m too tired to rock Well I walk 1, 2, flight 3 flight, 4. 5, 6, 7 flight, 8 flight more. I' m on the stairs I' m a-startin to drag, 15thfloor I' m a-ready to sag. Get to the top, I' m too tired to rock. "Ho!"