Got an educated dog you see He only reads books and watches T.V. Howling at the moon I can't understand why Howling at the pretty girls passing by Dig dirty doggie dig dig Dig dirty doggie dig dig Dig dirty doggie go bury your ol'steak bone Well he's half hotdog and half great dane Call him a mut and he'll bark insane One big one small yet love they found One used a ladder and the otherlaid down Only eats at the finest restaurants Charges it to his expense account Never takes home a doggie bag Got a doggie dish with a gold name-tag Dig dirty doggie dig dig Dig dirty doggie dig dig Dig dirty doggie go bury your ol'steak bone