Hey man, I like your beard And I like the way you serve that beer I like the way your daughter smiles at me Hey mister, could I have just one more beer I got two big balls A cap and a bat And I play with them all the time I got a million things I'd rather do If only you say you'll stay mine If only you say you'll stay mine If only you say you'll stay mine Yea, this is the place where I live And the place where I love Hey mamselle, fill me up baby I like the way you give me gas Tell me Who is the man with the double-barrelled gun? (My daddy) I think I better move on fast I got a big black car A dog and a cat And I play with them all of the time I got a million things I'd rather do If only you say you'll stay mine If only you say you'll stay mine If only you say you'll stay mine Yea, this is the place where I live And the place where I love The way the old church spire stabs the clouds And when the old folks say I'll have another drink to see me Through the day, thank you J.J. Yea, this is the place where I live And the place where I love Hey, Mrs. B, take a look at me D'you really think I'm quite that bad Soometimes I say and do stupid thngs That only serve to make you sad I got a motorcycle, an empty seat And twenty years ahead of my time I got a million other things I'd rather do If only you say you'll stay mine If only you say you'll stay mine If only you say you'll stay mine Yea, this is the place where I live And the place where I love Ah, this is it