Oh, six a.m. this mornin', you know the man knocked at my door I screamed to his ear, "Look here, I'm not the guy you're searchin' for" But I've got taken, I've got taken just the same, yeah Yeah, when it comes to gettin' sleep at night You know I, I just can't seem to win And I went down to the zoo where I thought that I might hide I met a friendly grizzly bear who took me for a ride And I got mangled, yeah, I got pushed all out of shape When it comes to being sociable You know, I just can't seem to win Climbin' up Mt. Everest to get away from all the noise I slipped on a banana peel man and I almost got destroyed And I was worried hey, all the way down to the ground Yeah, when it comes to holdin' safety nets Nobody ever seems to be around Oh, when I put myself together and I found that it was best If I no longer tried to be just like all the rest Because I'm twisted, yeah but that's a, a bag I'm in Alright, I don't want to get out of it Yeah, when it comes to bein' normal Lord, I just can't seem to win