[ Предположительная тональность: Em ] This is a new song Stephen Lynch has been playing on his recent tour. Its pretty simple, i have no doubt my version isn't 100% correct. Chords: [Em] [C] [B7] [Am] [D] for strumming patterns, listen to the song, its pretty basic. [Em] It's out of my hands and all i can do is wait [C] its the not knowing that has put me in this state [Am] The minutes feel like hours, the tension is too great [B7] I've done my part and now its in the hands of fate [Em] Waiting for [C] My aids test to come back [D] [B7] I shouldn't have fucked that prostitute without a prophylactic [Em] Waiting for [C] My aids test to come back [D] [B7] [Em] regret is dripping from me like my semen down her crack and now i wait [Em] My nerves they have been frayed, my pants they have been shat [C] I know the nurse will say its time to have a chat [Am] At least i never have to worry about getting fat [B7] (mute) I should think positive..... No wait, i didn't say that [Em] Waiting for [C] My aids test to come back [Am] [B7] I never should have blown that tranny in my Cadillac [Em] Waiting for [C] My aids test to come back [Am] [B7] [Em] I just had to taste that sweet permitting nectar from his sack and now i wait [Em] Is it over will my jersey be retired [C] Will my name stitched upon a quilt be required [Am] Did i make a difference, was my life inspired [B7] Will Denzel Washington defend me when i'm fired [Em] Waiting for [C] My aids test to come back [Am] [B7] Eating assholes shouldnt be a aphrodisiac [Em] Waiting for [C] My aids test to come back [Am] [B7] [Em] If im clean i swear to god i will stop shooting smack probably (***on each [A] , he adds his pinky to b string on the third fret***) [Em] [A] [Em] [A] [Em] [A] Come on jesus let me live [Em] [A] Make the test be negative [Em] [A] Please forget and please forgive [Em] [A] Please dont let me have the hiv [Am] [D] Oh my god without delay [Am] [D] The nurse is coming straight away [Am] [D] This is it, my judgment day [Am] [D] Tell me what does my test say... [E] [D] I'm ok [D] [E] I'm ok [D] [E] I'm ok [D] [E] Its just chlamydia