This is a new song by lynch and it's hilarious. I'm not sure of the actual name of a few chords, so be sure to scroll down to the bottom to see what I'm referring to in the intro. I do comedy songs too, check out www.vincecarone.com Capo on the 4th Fret Intro: C/G-C/G2, C(pick) D(pick) C G C G If I had a hammer, I'd build a house for 2 C G Am D And if I had a sailing ship I'd take a trip with you C G C G If I had a poet's hand I'd write a verse for thee C G Am D And if I had the painter's touch, on canvas you would be C G C G But I don't have a hammer and I don't have a ship C G Am D So I can't build your house and we can't take a trip C G C G And I'll never be a poet or have the painter's grace C G Am D So I'll never write your verse or immortalize your face And also, I have herpes! C/G-320010 C/G2-320000 C-032010 D-XX0232 G-320003 Am-X0221X