Stephen Lynch - Craig Christ - табы

Craig Christ
Stephen Lynch
Unreleased

This Song Rocks!!  I couldn't find it tabbed anywere, so I watched it on Stephen's
new DVD Live at the El Rey and I tabbed it myself.
Behold Stephen Lynch's first but hopefully not last song featuring Power Chords.
-Jeff Fardink

Chords:
        EADGBe
Epow-...022xxx
Eaug-...032xxx
B7-.....0212xx
E-......022100
C9-.....320010
Am-.....002210

Intro:
Epow-Eaug x4

Epow-Eaug
Everyone knows Jesus
Epow-Eaug
The guy who healed the lame
Epow-Eaug
Well I am Jesus' brother
B7
Craig is my name

Epow-Eaug
Jesus is the prince of peace 
Epow-Eaug
Jesus is the lamb 
Epow-Eaug
Jesus is the son of god 
B7
But Craig don't give a damn

E-C9
Because when Craig's in sight We'll party all damn night
E-C9
I don't turn water into wine but into Cold Coors Light
E-C9
I'm not my brother I know, don't walk on H20
E-C9
But I got hydroponic shit that me and Judas grow
E-C9
I'm fuckin' Craig
E-C9
I'm fuckin' Craig
E-C9
Yeah I'm fuckin' Craig
Epow-Eaug
Craig Christ

Epow-Eaug x4

Epow-Eaug
I hang out with Leppers
Epow-Eaug
Barabas and Sodomay
Epow-Eaug
Jesus' friends are called apostles
B7
Those dudes are totally gay

Epow-Eaug
Jesus performs miracles
Epow-Eaug
From Galilee to Rome 
Epow-Eaug
But it would be a miracle
B7
If he brought a fuckin' lady home

E-C9
Because while Jesus is prayin' fuckin' Craig is layin'
E-C9
Every lady in the testament you know what I'm sayin'
E-C9
I won't die for your sin, like my famous kin,
E-C9
But if you've got a younger sister then there's room at this inn
E-C9
I'm fuckin' Craig
E-C9
Yeah I'm fuckin' Craig
E-C9
Yeah I'm fuckin' Craig

Epow-Eaug
Craig Christ

Epow-Eaug x1

Am
Jesus was our mother's fave
E
All her love to him she gave
Am
But theres no sibling rivalry
B7
When hes nailed to that tree

E-C9
And now the question for you is not what would Jesus do
E-C9
But where will you be when the Craig machine comes partyin' through
E-C9
And if the lord will allow, ain't got to ask yourself how
E-C9
who and why and when and where is my messiah now

E-C9
Its fuckin' Craig
E-C9
Its fuckin' Craig
E-C9
Fuckin' Craig
E-C9
Fuckin' Craig
Epow-Eaug
Craig Christ
Epow-Eaug
Craig Christ
Epow-Eaug
Craig Christ
Epow-Eaug
I'm fuckin Craig