Teddy's rolling now most every night Skatin' backwards at the speed of light He's changed in a thousand little ways He's changed yes indeed You know he's movin' on metal yes he's Hanging tight with the Jack of Speed Sheena's party there's a case in point That right wing hooey sure stunk up the joint He's gone he walks through the old routines But he's gone guaranteed He may be sittin' in the kitchen, but he's Steppin' out with the Jack of Speed You maybe got lucky for a few good years But there's no way back from there to here He's a one way rider On the shriek express And his new best friend is at the throttle more or less He can't hear you honey - that's alright Pack some things and head up into the light Don't stop - he'll be callin' out your name But don't stop when you hear him plead You better move now little darlin' or you'll be Trading fours with the Jack of Speed