[ Предположительная тональность: G ] You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too: Statler Brothers. #10 on BB Hot Country on COLUMBIA Records in 1967. INTRO: Gb #1. Gb B We went out on a double date, me and Db Edith, you and Kate. Gb B Db Before we got, past their front gate, there Db you were making eyes at Edith while you were making time with Kate. CHORUS: Eb Ab You can't have your Kate, and Edith, too. Db Gb You rascal, you, a-lee-del-lay-dee-hoo. #2. Gb B Ebm Then we went, to a drive-in show, you were Db kissing on Kate, she wouldn't let you go. Gb B I looked at Edith, started feeling bold. Db I found your big hairy hand holding on to the hand I was trying to hold. CHORUS: Eb Ab You can't have your Kate, and Edith, too. Db Gb G You rascal, you, a-lee-del-lay-dee-hoo. #3. G C D Edith asked, me if I would, get her some popcorn, I said I would. G C D When I got back, dad blame if you, hadn't crawled into the backseat with Kate, and Edith was back there, too. CHORUS: E A You can't have your Kate, and Edith, too. D G You rascal, you, a-lee-del-lay-dee-hoo. #4. G C Years have passed, since that first date, I married D Edith, you married Kate. G C D Now, every night, when I come home, your car's in the driveway, Kate's in the car, and you and Edith are in the house alone. OUTRO: E A You can't have your Kate, and Edith, too. D G You rascal, you, a-lee-del-lay-dee-hoo. A sixties smash from Kraziekhat.