It's where you'll always find me If you're walking right behind me Where is it? Please remind me. Oh yeah, Under my rock! Under my rock! Here's the bed that I lie in Laugh and sigh and cry in Or eat a piece of pie in Under my rock! Under my rock! It's cold and hard and kind of gray (under my rock) It's the only place I'll ever stay (under my rock) Got snacks in a free telephone (under my rock) In this stone that I call home Let's rock! I got a welcome mat and dirty socks A sink, a table, and a secret box Myself and me can be alone In my stone that I call home That's the chair I sometimes doze on The hankey I blow my nose on Hey, my favorite show's on! Under my rock! Under my rock! I guess that completes our tour So let me show you to the door That's all, there ain't no more Under my rock! Under my rock! Boys, take it home! Oh, I already am home (under my rock) Yeah, it's where we are (under my rock) Still here (under my rock) This is prime real estate, baby! (under my rock) Everything I need, I got right here (under my rock) I don't need to go anywhere else (under my rock) It ain't much, but it's a place to hang my hat (under my rock) I don't wear a hat. I wear shorts. I can hang my shorts there. (under my rock) Stand back, I'm taking 'em off. Hey, where's everybody going?