Well, I married a Martian, and boy, am I sorry Well, she came down from the sky She couldn't stand the attitude there She took human form, not bad she seemed different She had a European flair and I said, "Where you from?" And she said, she said, "I'm from Mars" I married a Martian her loving is different Viva la difference every, every night I married a Martian I took her to Vegas I dressed her in ermine she had the time of her life Though she called me Mister Right I could sense something was wrong She was hardly home at all She'd keep telling me she was doing studies of Earth She had tendencies to flirt and it really did hurt me I married a Martian, boy, am I sorry I don't recommend it to anyone in their right mind I married a Martian, I think I see changes I know I see changes she doesn't look like our kind Her arms, her legs, were growing and growing Her form, once thin, was changing, was changing I can't describe the changes, so gruesome She looked, she seemed so Martian I married a Martian, I'm going to Vegas It isn't for pleasure, I'm getting a quickie divorce I married a Martian, boy, am I sorry I don't recommend it to anyone in their right mind I married a Martian who was I kidding She only had loved me 'cause I was the first guy she saw I married a Martian and now it is over Go back to your cronies back to your own form of life I married a Martian they're good in the movies Dramatic potential but they're not so hot in real life