"All I do now is dick around, All I do now is dick around, dick around Every day, every day, every day Every night, every night, every night Every day, every day, every day, every day, every day Every night, every night, every night, every night, every night Overtime, more overtime, I'm conscientious by design To reach the heights of academe To be the captain of the team To CEO a thousand who will do the things I say to do And I will make a lot of bread And you will find me good in bed I will push, I will pull, I will push, I will pull Pull a couple strings and find myself atop the corporation Tailored to the maximum, I send another fax to them A parking place, a new Corvette, a manicure, a private jet, A stock incentive busting out, "A phone call, sir." Well, say I'm out. "Your lady friend." Well, put it through. (SHE:) "Uh, listen, dear, I'm through with you." (SHE:) "Through with you, through with you, through with you, through with you." Yes, I think I got the point and bang, there goes my motivation What to do, what to do, what to do, what to do, All that I can think of was "I'm tendering my resignation." But, all I do now is dick around All I do now, is dick around, dick around All I do now is dick around, when the sun goes up and the moon comes out When the leaves are green and the leaves are brown All I do now is dick around I've got so much to do, gotta pick things up, gotta see things through My, how the time does fly, gotta wave hello to a passerby All I do now is dick around, when the sun goes up and the moon comes out When the leaves are green and the leaves are brown All I do now is dick around I've got so much do Gotta pick things up, gotta see things through My how the time does fly, Gotta wave hello to a passerby All I do now is dick around, when the sun goes up and the moon comes out When the leaves are green and the leaves are brown All I do now is dick around Think about the recent past The cynics said too good to last But she could change her mind again Oh, no, this movie said "The End" So I will go about my day Just dicking round, my metier And realize that life is change And furniture to rearrange Why the hell, why the hell, why the hell, why the hell? Why the hell did she desert you when you were so influential? Why the hell, why the hell, why the hell, why the hell? Why did she desert you when you told her she was so essential? Pull yourself up off the ground You've started liking being down The persecution feels cool The subtle feel of garden tools But what about that other life 'Cause this is more an afterlife Seducing you each night and day You're never gonna break away Look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me, Knowing that from now on what you do is strictly non-essential Look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me, Knowing that from now on no one wonders if you've got potential All I do is dick around, the sun goes up and the moon goes down The leaves are green the leaves are brown And all I do is dick around Why the hell, why the hell, why the hell, why the hell? Why the hell did she desert you when you were so influential? Why the hell, why the hell, why the hell, why the hell? Why did she desert you when you told her she was so essential? But all I do now, is dick around All I do now is dick around, dick around Every day, every day, every day, every day, every day Every night, every night, every night, every night, every night Every day, every day, every day, every day, every day Every night, every night, every night, every night, every night Every day, every day, every day, every day, every day Every night, every night, every night, every night, every night But all I do now is dick around All I do now is dick around, dick around And all I do now is dick around All I do now is dick around, dick around Then I got the late-night call, (SHE:) "I really miss you after all" "I had a fling and that is all, "A stupid fling, then hit the wall." "So take me, take me, take me back." "I love the way you scratched my back." (HE:) Well, there is something you should know." (HE:) We might not be simpatico." All I do now, is dick around All I do now, is dick around (SHE:) "I don't care what you do, dick around, I will too." (SHE:) "I don't care what you do, I'll dick around next to you." But all I do now, is dick around All I do now, is dick around Dick around