I woke this morning I went downstairs to find a note It said she's leaving I felt all my dreams had come at once She took my clothes, my passport and my papers And then she told my darkest secrets to the neighbours Cos when she left, she wasn't alone Somebody else had taken my throne Another man, or could I be wrong? It was a woman who looked just like James Bond And when I find them I'll wish them both the best of luck Before I do that, I'll put the cyanide in their lunch She took my clothes, my passport and my papers And then she told my darkest secrets to the neighbours Cos when she left, she wasn't alone Somebody else had taken my throne Another man, or could I be wrong? It was a woman who looked just like James Bond