(on Monday) you thought you looked so cool in that wonder bra oh, i hate that new man in your life (on Tuesday) found out he's a car mechanic and i know for a fact that he screws around (on Wednesday) sent you a hundred letters in one day i bet your friends had a good laugh at them (on Thursday) stood there before you all puppy-eyed its my curse for falling in love chorus believe me, believe me you gotta believe me coz i'm cryin' like a wimp over you oh, i'm cryin' like a wimp cryin' like a wimp over you (on Friday) followed you back to his den of sin should be me in there, not him (on Saturday) he took you to see Four Weddings And A Funeral if you marry him, then he's dug his own grave chorus believe me, believe me you gotta believe me coz i'm cryin' like a wimp over you oh, i'm cryin' like a wimp cryin' like a wimp over you (on Sunday) went to church for the first time today i'm an athiest who needsd to pray (on Monday) And Lord if you don't want me to kill a man give back my angel to me chorus believe me, believe me you gotta believe me coz i'm cryin' like a wimp over you oh, i'm cryin' like a wimp cryin' like a wimp over you
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