South Park (OST) - Swiss Colony Beef Log - Текст песни

Stockings are hung on the chimney 
And the presents are under the tree.
And Mamma's in the kitchen 
Making some herbal tea.
Windows are covered in frost 
And the candles are all alight 
But as I wander through this quiet house 
Something just doesn't seem right 

You see, every year the neighbors bring us 
A Swiss Colony Beeflog. 
But the neighbors aren't around (around, around)
And there's no beeflog to be found this year.

Christmas, isn't Christmas 
Without a Swiss Colony Beeflog.
Without those cheeses and meat 
I don't think I can get along. 
My Mother tries to comfort me 
She says 'Here son, have some eggnog' 
I fucking hate eggnog seriously.. 

But what do I see? 
Underneath the tree? 
Grandma got a Swiss Colony Beeflog 
Just for me! aaah, aaaaah, aaaaaah, grandma! 

Swiss Colony Beeflog, baby 
That's what Christmas is all abouut! 
A roly-poly Colony beeflog, lady 
Makes a little boy scream and shout! 

Deck the halls with with boughs of Swiss Colony. 
Fa-la-la-la-la, laa-laa-laa-laaaa! ..sweet!