I saw three ships come sailing in On Christmas day, on Christmas Day.. I saw three ships come sailing in On Christmas day in the morning. And what was in those ships, all three? On Christmas day in the [laughing] Shut up TURDS! ..was in those ships, all three? On Christmas day in the morning. The Virgin Mary and Christ were there [laughing] On Christmas day, on Christmas day.. The Virgin Mary and [more laughing] Shut up TURDS! .. Christ were there on Christmas day in the morning. And let us all rejoice amain On Christmas day, on Christmas day And let [laughing] I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP! ... all rejoice amain on Christmas day in the morning Shelley is starting to get pissed.. [laughing] On Christmas day, on Christmas day.. [more laughing] Shelley got up, and killed them turds.. [laughing] On Christmas day IN THE MORNING! [Smashing piano noise] [AAAHHH!]