Sweeney Todd: What can I do for you today sir? Stylish trimming of the hair? Soothing skin massage. Sit sir. Sit. Judge Turpin: You see sir a man infatued with love. Her ardent amd eager slave. So fetch the pomade and pumice stone and lend me a more seductive tone a sprinkling perhaps of French cologne but first sir I think a shave. Sweeney Todd: The closest I ever gave *whistles* Judge Turpin: In a merry mood today Mr. Todd? Sweeney Todd: Tis your delight sir catching fire from one man to the next. Judge Turpin: Tis true sir love can still inspire the blood to pound the heartly pyre. What more Sweeney Todd: What more? Judge Turpin and Sweeney Todd: Can man require Judge Turpin: Than love sir Sweeney Todd: More than love sir Judge Turpin: What sir? Sweeney Todd: Women Judge Turpin: Ah yes women Sweeney Todd: Pretty women Now then my friend. Now to your purpose. Patience. Enjoy it. Revenge can't be taken in haste. Judge Turpin: Make haste and in this work you'll be commended sir Sweeney Todd: My lord??¦ And who may it be said is your intended sir? Judge Turpin: My ward Pretty as a rose bud Sweeney Todd: Pretty as her mother? Judge Turpin: Huh? What was that? Sweeney Todd: Nothing sir. Nothing. Pretty women Fascinating... Sipping coffee, Dancing... Pretty women Are a wonder. Pretty women! Sitting in the window or Standing on the stair Something in them cheers the air. Pretty women Judge Turpin: Silhouetted... Sweeney Todd: Stay within you, Judge Turpin: Glancing... Sweeney Todd: stay forever, Judge Turpin: Breathing lightly... Sweeney Todd: Pretty women, Judge Turpin: Pretty women! [Sweeney Todd and Judge Turnpin singing simultaneously] Sweeney Todd: Blowing out their candles or Combing out their hair, Judge Turpin: Blowing out their candles Combing out their hair then they leave Even when they leave you and vainish they somehow can still can remain there with you Sweeney Todd: Even when they leave They still are there. They're there Ah! Pretty women, Sweeney Todd: At their mirrors, Judge Turpin: In their gardens, Sweeney Todd Letter-writing, Judge Turpin Flower-picking, Sweeney Todd Weather-watching. Sweeney Todd and Jugde Turpin: How they make a man sing! Proof of heaven as you're living, Pretty women! Sir, pretty women! Yes pretty women, Pretty women, Pretty women, Pretty women