samples: "any time anywhere and from any phone" "mistakes were made but there from now on" Hi boys and girls! This is your old friend Sonic Youth And you know what? We just got back from the North Pole And you know what we were doing up there don't you That's right, we saw him alright And all his little dwarves Boy, did we get off on them And we learned some wonderful things about him And we'd like to sing you all a little song So why dontcha, you know, move on up And come up close, and we'll sing to you Come on, closer! Closer! Come on! I won't bite! Come on! Right down by my shoes Come on, move closer, that's it.. great Okay, huddle all around, and we'll sing you a song Alright, you too Johnny! Come on! Closer! All year long he's busy making toys For all the little girls and little boys He puts them in his sled and gives his whip a crack On Donder, on Blitzen, but never on smack Cuz Santa doesn't cop out on dope! Has he ever even tried it? Well ya know The answer's no! So little kiddies, here's my point Just leave him cookies, and save your joint Cuz Santa Claus turns on it his own way Watching you and I turn on.. on Christmas day Merry Christmas Merry Christmas David Geffen Merry Christmas everybody!