I WANNA BE A ROCK'N ROLL STAR I WANNA BE THE ONE WHO PLAYS AN ACE GUITAR IN EVERY TOWN I WANT TO GET MY DRINKS FOR FREE AND THOUSAND GIRLS WILL CRY WHEN I HAVE TO LEAVE HEY, HEY, HEY ROCK'N ROLL STAR I WANNA BE THE ONE WITH PREFERENCE TO FUCK A HEAVY METAL GENTLEMAN RISING OUT OF RUCK I AM SO NIMBLE-FINGERED, RUBBING STRINGS SO FAST ALSO BETWEEN YOUR MAIDEN GIRLFRIENDS LEGS I'LL SURELY NEVER GET REDUCED TO PENURY LIKE A POOR WRETCH WHO'S ROCK'N ROLLING IN MONEY MY CHILDHOOD DREAMS, NOW REALITY UNTIL ANOTHER BASTARD GETS BIGGER THAN ME