Monday morning was a V.I.P. Tuesday night they didn't wanna know me, Wednesday night drank sour grapes, Must'a smoked near on fifty straights a-huh-huh. Friday wondered where Thursday went, Saturday failed to pay my rent, Sunday found me in the church to say, If you got a little heaven won't you send it my way. Chorus: Remember me, I'm Petesey, Feeling like sixty, more like thirty-five, Remember me, I'm Petesey, Feeling like sixty, more like thirty-five, Remember me. Took a trip way across the sea, Right through Holland and Germany, Played the tourist at Frankfurt Zoo, The monkeys said "Who the hell are you?" (Who the hell are you). Chorus I was sailing along yes I was singing my song, Yes I was singing my song to you, He was sailing along yes he was singing his song, Yes he was singing his song to you, Remember me. Well I wouldn't say that I was overproud, But it seems to me I've gotta shout out loud, No-one ever seems to recognise me, I think I'll become one of the other three, (Oh no you won't). Chorus