I'm driving your girlfriend home and she's saying how she never chose you turn left, she says so I turn left and she says So how did I end up so deeply involved in the very existence I planned on avoiding? and I can't answer I'm driving your girlfriend home and she's laughing to stop herself crying drive on, she says so I drive on and she says So how did I end up attached to this person when his sense of humour gets gradually worser? and I can't tell her I'm parking outside her home and we're shaking hands goodnight, so politely
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