Waking up in the morning My X is calling she tells me to get a job She tells me that I'm a slob But still she's calling Until 3 in the morning I come home stumbling I'm looking for something to eat My head is killing me It's not as good as it seems But I know one thing is true Things were better when I had you She known each other I punched your brother Call the police on me Your dad's coming after me Don't you take my dollar Restraining orders I keep changing my number You putting the blame on me I didn't know she was under 18 She showed me a fake ID It's not as good as it looks It's not as good as it seems but I know one thing is true Things were better when I had you But I know one thing is true I'm just trying to get rid of you Slashing my tires, she broke into my room Went through my garbage Checking under my covers Looking for rubbers Investigate my laundry Changing my dead bolts She threw a brick through my window Wrapped it in a letter Saying I hate you I'm gonna kill you I could never forgive you But I know one thing is true to be continued