Oh there were five ten fifteen men Bouncing beer bellies And they're dancing round again Two four six and maybe eight Rowdy people rocking Giving it the G.B.H. Chorus: It's hard having fun nowadays So we just gotta find some new ways It's so hard having fun nowadays C'mon let me tell ya There were hard case men about the house Dreaming of Samantha In a well filled blouse Black white yellow livewires Getting on together Like a house on fire Chorus High jinx everybody quit it Looking all around me Like a bomb has hit it Knock knock anybody there Piccadilly is a circus Leicester is a square