What do you do with a fruit? They're juicy and healthy and cute But to eat 'em it's true There's a few things to do If you wanna get through to a fruit Now first there's the peeling problem, very tricky Now bananas are nice with a soft easy skin Try peeling a melon what trouble you're in Now a grape is a pleasure there's nothing to do While a pineapple's tougher, let 'em fix it for you Give it to Mom, she'll cut some nice easy pieces for you Now an orange is tasty, the peel's rather thick But don't eat a lemon it'll make you go "Ick!" And grapefruit's are sour sometimes no one knows why And I wouldn't quite trust 'em they squirt in your eye! But a nectarine, now there's a fruit, a nectarine Where do such things come from? Half a peach, half a plum And very clean, you wash 'em so they're very clean And be sure when you do there's no bugs in there too What do you do with a fruit? They're squishy and run down your suit But you really can't beat 'em so bite in and eat 'em They really deserve a salute Every apple and cherry has me feeling merry I love every strawberry, raspberry--very I think I'll just holler and hoot 'Cause that's what you do with a fruit They're quite a pear!