Here's the story Of a sliced baloney A loaf of bread A lettuce and some cheese That were stored In the refrigerator Food: Where all we did was freeze! 'Till one morning Came this guy named Telly He saw them And then had more than a hunch He went and put them all together Telly: They make a healthy lunch Food: A healthy lunch A healthy lunch Yes, together we make a healthy lunch So then Telly took some sliced baloney A wedge of cheese Some lettuce and some bread and said Telly: I will make myself a sandwich Uh huh, that's what he said (screen now shows each item popping into a corner, Brady-style, as their names are sung, with Telly's face appearing in the center at the end) And that's the story Of the sliced baloney The loaf of bread The lettuce and the cheese Telly's hunch Brought all of them together And they became his lunch Food: We're Telly's lunch We're Telly's lunch And that's the way we became Telly's lunch