Old Lady: Excuse Me. Hip Dude: Watch it, lady! Old Lady: Pardon me, sonny! (music plays a little louder now as he sings to the camera) Hip Dude: Down below the street Can you dig the steady beat? It's the subway All: Subway! Bert: Moving right along Hear the rhythm loud and strong It's the subway All: Subway! Man With Mustache: 'Cause there isn't any room in this town Prairie Dawn: They put all the trains down under the ground Cop: Buy a token now For a ride that's super-wow On the subway All: Subway! (scene changes to inside the subway train as they all cram in, Bert's hanging onto a strap) All: (talking at once) Bert: Uh, excuse me... Lady in Fur: You should say you're sorry! Bert: Hi, Kermit. Man With Mustache: Squeeze inside the door Little Boy: There's no room for any more Both: On the subway All: Subway! Hip Dude: Hang onto the strap Lady: Wonder where they hid the map? Both: On the subway All: Subway! Prairie Dawn: If youre in a hurry take the express Kermit: It will go right by your local address Red-Haired Man With Mustache: Swaying to and fro It's the only way to go On the subway All: Subway! Ohhhhh..... (sounds like the sound a train makes when it passes by) Kermit: My stop just went by All: Ohhhhh... Prairie Dawn: Hey, your thumbs in my eye All: Ohhhhh.... Hip Dude: Its so hot, I could die All: Anyway, everyway, anywhere Bert: Packed inside a train Its too crowded to complain On the subway All: Subway! Old Woman: You could lose your purse Or you might lose something worse On the subway All: Subway! Hip guy: Its the biggest travel bargain in town Yet Another Woman: The longest running show underground Man With Mustache: Come on, slip inside You'll get taken for a ride On the subway Kermit: Where's that? All: On the subway! (for some reason, some of them begin to dance with each other!) Prairie Dawn: If youre in a hurry, take the express Kermit: It will go right by your local address All: Buy a token now For a ride thats super-wow On the subway! On the subway! On the subway! On the subway! On the subway! Ohhhh..... (the train stops and everyone piles out, except Bert and the Cop)
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