Both: Six of one, half a dozen of the other. Susan: If they don't fit right, I'll give 'em to my brother. Both: But all the same, don't we have fun? Half a dozen of the other, six of one. (not sure where the next line fits in:) Gordon: Not much money to spend ... (Somewhere in the song, Susan is admiring some garment, and Gordon sings that he thinks she'd look just perfect in it for Halloween. I think the last chorus goes:) Both: Six of one, half a dozen of the other. Gordon: If I don't get this, I'll never have another. Both: But all the same, don't we have fun? Half a dozen of the other ... Six of one!