Oscar: I'll give you a song That I think is tops: If you keep up this racket, I'm calling the cops! (music starts) David: Oh, Oscar don't allow no singalong singing here Oscar don't allow no singalong singing here All: Now we don't care what Oscar don't allow Gonna sing some singalongs anyhow Oscar don't allow no singalong singing here Big Bird: Oh yeah Oscar don't allow no banjo-strumming here Oscar don't allow no banjo-strumming here All: Now we don't care what Oscar don't allow Gonna strum our banjos anyhow Oscar don't allow no banjo-strumming here Ernie: Now Oscar don't allow no piano-playing here Oscar don't allow no piano-playing here All: Now we don't care what Oscar don't allow Gonna play our piano anyhow Oscar don't allow no piano-playing here Gordon: Oscar don't allow no drum-drum drumming here Oscar don't allow no drum-drum drumming here All: Now we don't care what Oscar don't allow Gonna do some drumming anyhow Oscar don't allow no drum-drum drumming here David: Oscar don't allow no singalong singing here Oscar don't allow no singalong singing here All: Now we don't care what Oscar don't allow Gonna do some singalong singing anyhow Oscar don't allow no singalong singing here! (spoken) Oscar: Very funny, very funny (door slams)