(background fish in brackets) There's a place Where I can sit Just me, myself and I On my pond (on my pond) On my pond Where the water's Fresh and clean And peaceful as a sigh On my pond (on my pond) On my pond Look at the grass all around me It's green as the smile on my face Look at the trees they astound me Wow, what a beautiful place There's a spot Where no one lives But quiet little fish On my pond (on my pond) On my pond Nature lets me Come and visit Any time I wish On my pond (on my pond) On my pond Look at us all We're enjoying A breath of sweet country air (a boat goes by trailing fumes, Kermit coughs, a family turns up a boombox loud) Hey! This is getting annoying Please keep it down over there! Wait a minute! Who said you Could dump your garbage here? On my pond (on my pond) On my pond Cleaning it all up again Could take us years and years On my pond (on my pond) On my pond Keeping it clean to begin with Yes that's the smart thing to do (fish pop up with their faces covered in gas masks) (Don't let them cover our fins with Any more black slimy gooooooo!) Save a place where I can sit Just me, myself and I On my pond (on my pond) On my pond Keep the water fresh and clean And peaceful as a sigh On my pond (on my pond) On my pond (repeat as people start picking up garbage) Isn't it a lot nicer with everything all cleaned up like this? On my pond (on my pond) (repeat and fade)